Dear all, I have only seen giveaways and free stuff that are from other websites which requires you to register to get the game or steam key. I have always (most of the time) had fun while playing on GoG servers, so I have decided to do something with my own resources to contribute back to the community. This giveaway is very simple, just write a joke that I think is the funniest and you will be the owner of these 5 CSGO case keys ^^ You can tell me which case keys your want. This giveaway would be closed in a 3 days (6-11-2015). So please show me your humor!

You can only make 1 comment per person so other people have a chance ^^

Ill suck ur dick for 2 keys (no homo of course), so u can keep 3 keys its win win situation. And u see that im not greedy i let u take 3 keys.

Q: What is red and bad for your teeth?
A: A Brick.

"I don't know which child my wife means i don't treat fair? Thomas, Anton or the fat ugly one?"

Do you know the difference between a job and a wife? Job still sucks after 10 years.
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Doctor says to his patient:
"You have cancer and alzheimer"

Patient: "At least I don't have cancer"
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Q: Is Google a he or she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggestion other ideas.
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How to seduce a fat chick? Piece of cake

SHE </3 NaVi wrote:

How many comments can I do?  
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

''Kim just texted me saying ''how fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch. You've crossed a line with me, you dumb, evil fucking troll''. 
All I did was wake her up''

Updated, 1 comment per person and the winner will be announced in 3 days  ~

How many comments can I do?  
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.

''Kim just texted me saying ''how fucking dare you, you're such an evil bitch. You've crossed a line with me, you dumb, evil fucking troll''. 
All I did was wake her up''

EDIT: Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.

You're the joke.

GoG | [M]aNggo the Potato Man wrote:

What is funnier than 7 dead babies on a tree? 1 dead baby on 7 trees :3

Is that a firework in your backpocket, or is your ass always that pretty? :3

Yo dawg, I heard you like Shaq so I caught Shaq shacking Shaq inside a shack while Shaq was filming Shaq shacking Shaq inside a shack :3

((If I win I would like 3phoenix, 1falchion and 1breakout))

hahah at first i didnt understand the first one, but now i do xD good ones! Keep them coming guys!

What is funnier than 7 dead babies on a tree? 1 dead baby on 7 trees :3

Is that a firework in your backpocket, or is your ass always that pretty? :3

Yo dawg, I heard you like Shaq so I caught Shaq shacking Shaq inside a shack while Shaq was filming Shaq shacking Shaq inside a shack :3

((If I win I would like 3phoenix, 1falchion and 1breakout))