Dear all, I have only seen giveaways and free stuff that are from other websites which requires you to register to get the game or steam key. I have always (most of the time) had fun while playing on GoG servers, so I have decided to do something with my own resources to contribute back to the community. This giveaway is very simple, just write a joke that I think is the funniest and you will be the owner of these 5 CSGO case keys ^^ You can tell me which case keys your want. This giveaway would be closed in a 3 days (6-11-2015). So please show me your humor!

You can only make 1 comment per person so other people have a chance ^^

GoG |Saiyajin' Vegeta wrote:

Marty..K.❤ wrote:

I'm not she wtf lol
 

EDIT: i mean what?

Hahaha are you a hot girl Marty?

If this is an offer then yes *wink*

Marty..K.❤ wrote:

I'm not she wtf lol
 

EDIT: i mean what?

Hahaha are you a hot girl Marty?

I'm not she wtf lol
 

EDIT: i mean what?

Marty..K.'s jokes made me laugh the most even though she posted more jokes than what I have expected.

Why did I not know this?

Marty i need pictures.

Boobs preferred.

Alright! it's time to announce the winner! It was difficult to choose from all of you but Marty..K.'s jokes made me laugh the most even though she posted more jokes than what I have expected.

Congulations Marty..K.'s! You are the new owner of 5x CSGO case keys!


Add me on Steam and you can tell me which one you want and we will make the transaction!


This will not be the only giveaway that I am going on this forum! In order make this forum more than just a forum to report rule breakers, I will try to do more stuff like this in the future!


Thank you all for participating!


Mod can close this thread! thank you

The winner will be announced tomorrow! you have one more day to post some funny jokes!! ^^

Guess it's my turn...
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1. A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

2. A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods,
Boy: “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared”
Man “how do you think I feel, I'll have to walk back alone”.

3. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

4. Where did Susan go during the bombing?
    Everywhere

5. Why did Susan fall off the swing?
    Couse Susan has no arms...
5.1. Knock knock,
      Who's there?
      Not Susan...

6.Why do orphans love playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

6.1. Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
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P.S i thought this kinda belongs here...

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

and 1 more...

What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.

and 1 more...

Anal sex is like your first car - you don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways.
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Oh well if u ever want to hear more fell free to contact me...


jk, don't...

Counter Strike is like roulette... it is fun until it gets russian.

//

Daddy whale and baby whale talking:
"Dad, where did i come from?"
"From my penis, son."
"Oh... Thanks?"
"You're whalecum."

What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
 

Thats all i know and if its enough to win im still a nice person but still hate myself.

Lepi wrote:

Ill suck ur dick for 2 keys (no homo of course), so u can keep 3 keys its win win situation. And u see that im not greedy i let u take 3 keys.

omg.. it's like the best deal ever! after you finish sucking i will tip you with one more key! no homo of course